The rant after A night out

This is a long one, so the lesson for today is.

“leave the club before 12. Nothing good happens after that time. You ruin your sleep and the girls are all wasted – don’t be that guy that preys on drunk girls”

17:35 Finished the hours of being an employee for the day. Ran to the store and pick up food supplies for a quick meal. Can’t waste time deciding what to conjure up from raw ingredients I have stocked.

Mince and pasta with a tomato sauce is a great quick ass meal that you can throw together and leave while ironing your outfit. Plus whatever doesn’t get used can be reheated at work the next day.

18:50 Level out the beard and stray hairs to give the impression of conscious grooming while saving time.

Bachelors Ro and Jp inform me the location tonight is Wimbledon. It was arranged we were to meet some new female faces. I don’t recommend partying on a school night but, hell its a known fact I can’t stay In to a night out when I’ve got so much done on my personal future plan to do list (6-9am are my most productive hours)

20:40 The club was Edwards, not really our usual scene. Had some decent drinks deals. Atmosphere Turned out to be a bit shit, so we decided to amp up the shots and teach the guys close to us some drinking games.”teaching other men new things in public creates an alpha male presence which is always helpful around women”.

23:00 The girls we were with decide its time to hit the next club. Really? On a Tuesday? When I have work early the next morning. Screw it why not.

23:40 We hit the next club. Extortionate drink prices and a room full of guys, Ponana was the name. All openers were being closed down and rejected. Conversation tactics were not on point at all. We have a good time,drink and a dance regardless of minor rejections.

1:00 Get approached by a 30 something Asian guy that claimed to own half of Wimbledon, he proceeded to TRY and demonstrate higher value through his conversation but we know better

He got a little hands on, a few unsavory words were exchanged and he decided we weren’t the kind of people to fall for his tactics.

3:00 We chose to leave at the end of club night. I assessed the situation much earlier of the new ladies and decided it wasn’t worth my time trying to woo anyone.

You need to develop a knack for spotting women that will be receptive to your charm if you don’t want to waste your time trying to seduce someone for the whole night.

Waited an hour for a cab while guys argue with girls over petty shit. Couldn’t be bothered to wait and left.

5:00 I make it home after a £30 cab fare, slept for an hour and get up for work pissed off.

No more week night partying.

Aries